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I'Ll Be Cloned For Christmas

Topic: g-rated

I'll be Cloned for Christmas,

there'll be three of me;

One to Work, and One to Shop,

and One just for Partys.

Christmas Eve, I'm certain,

I won't be alone;

I'll be home for Christmas,

or else I'll send a Clone!

ALPHA v0.3