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Jim Was Having Trouble With A Toothache So Made An Appointment

Topic: g-rated

Jim was having trouble with a toothache, so made an appointment with the dentist.

"What do you charge for extracting a tooth?" Jim asked.

"Fifty dollars," replied the dentist.

"Fifty dollars for only two minutes' work?" exclaimed Jim.

"Well," replied the dentist, "if you wish, I can extract it very slowly."


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