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Abraham Lincoln Went Into An Eating Establishment One Day After

Topic: g-rated

Abraham Lincoln went into an eating establishment one day & after he sat down he noticed an extremely ugly man staring at him. After a few moments the man got up & approached Abe. He pulled out a pistol & pointed it strait at Abe & said, "I swore years ago that if I ever saw a man uglier than myself I'd shoot him on the spot." Abe looked at him a moment & replied, "Go ahead & shoot. If I'm uglier than you I don't want to live anyway."

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