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Great Bakers Aren'T Born They'Re Bred.

Topic: g-rated

Great bakers aren't born, they're bred.

Quarterbacks aren't born, they come to pass.

Weavers aren't born, they materialize.

Steeplejacks aren't born, they transpire.

Farmers aren't born, they just crop up.

Set designers aren't born, they make the scene.

Mail carriers aren't born, they get delivered.

Sculptors aren't born, they take shape.

Carpenters aren't born, they're hammered out.

Divers aren't born, they make a splash.

Editors aren't born, they issue forth.

Photographers aren't born, they develop.

Volcanologists aren't born, they erupt.

Poultry farmers aren't born, they're egged on.


ALPHA v0.3