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A Guy Walks Into A Bar With His Dog And Says To The Bartender I

Topic: g-rated

A guy walks into a bar with his dog and says to the bartender "i have a talking dog! Watch this." Then the man says to his dog "What's on top of a house?"

"Roof!"

"What's on sandpaper feel like?"

"Ruff!"

The bartender says, "He ain't talking! Answer this dog: Who was the 31st president?"

The dog looked down at the ground and back up and suddenly went "Uh...Coolridge?"


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