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After Getting Married The Newlyweds Decided To Have A House

Topic: g-rated

After getting married, the newlyweds decided to have a house built. When everything was almost finished, they met with the builder to discuss interior paint colors. In the first room they chose a light blue color. "I think that will look great," the builder said... and he walked over to the window, leaned out and yelled, "Green side up!"

Although the new homeowners thought the builder's behavior was strange, they didn't say anything. In the second room, the couple felt yellow walls would help brighten the room. "I agree. I think that will look great," the builder said... and he walked over to the window, leaned out and yelled, "Green side up!"

Again, the homeowners said nothing. In the third room, the homeowners thought their daughter would like pink walls. "Great choice," the builder said... and for a third time he walked over to the window, leaned out and yelled even louder this time, "Green side up!"

Finally, curiousity got the best of the husband. "Listen," he said, "We've been in three different rooms and picked out a different color for each one. Yet, you go over to the window, lean out and yell, 'Green side up' each time. What's going on?"

"Sorry about that," said the builder. "I hired some LSU grads to lay sod"


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