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A Man Was Driving Home From Work Late One Night And Was Stopped

Topic: g-rated

A man was driving home from work late one night and was stopped by a policeman for speeding. Upon looking in the back seat, the policeman saw ten machetes. He asked the man what he was doing with these machetes. The man replied, "I'm a juggler at the circus, and for my act I juggle them."

The policeman said, "Oh yea? Get out and prove it to me." whereupon the man got out and began to juggle the machetes.

About this time, a man and his wife came by and observed the juggler. The man said to his wife, "Boy, am I glad I quit drinking! Look what they are making them do now!"


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