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One Morning Daddy Bear Came Down To Breakfast To Find His

Topic: g-rated

One morning Daddy bear came down to breakfast, to find his porridge bowl empty. Seeing this he growls, "Who's been eating my porridge?"

Similarly Baby bear came down and found his bowl empty also, at which he squeals, "Someone's gobbled up all my porridge!"

At that moment Mummy bear came out of the kitchen and replied,

"You stupid idiots, I haven't made it yet!"


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