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Clothing Purchase Rules

Topic: g-rated

Clothing Purchase Rules:

If it feels good, it is downright ugly.

If it looks good on you, it hurts to wear it.

If it is on sale, they don't have your size.

If it is absolutely awful, they have it, in your size, on sale.

If it is worse than this, you get two for the price of one.


ALPHA v0.3