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A Small Social Club Was Trying To Organize A Baseball Team. They

Topic: g-rated

A small social club was trying to organize a baseball team. They could only muster eight players, but were having a difficult time in finding a ninth player. In desperation, they called on a new club member....an Englishman....to join their team.

During their first game, the Englishman came to bat. On the first pitch, he knocked the ball out of the park.

"Run!" his teammates cried. "For Pete's sake, run!"

The Brit turned and stared at them icily. "I jolly well shan't run," he replied. "Why should I? I'm perfectly willing to buy you chaps another ball."


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