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While Gazing At Dinosaur Fossils In New Mexico A Tourist Asked A

Topic: g-rated

While gazing at dinosaur fossils in New Mexico, a tourist asked a guide how old the bones were. "These happen to be one hundred million and three years old," said the guide.

"How can you be so exact?" asked the tourist.

"Oh, I just have a good memory," replied the guide. "An archaeologist came here and told me these bones were a hundred million years old, and that was exactly three years ago."


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