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A Grandmother Was Sitting On The Beach Watching Her Young

Topic: g-rated

A grandmother was sitting on the beach watching her young grandson. He had on his little hat, his little sunsuit, and was playing with his little bucket and shovel. Suddenly a big wave came and swept the child out to sea. The grandmother fell to her knees and prayed, "Oh, God please return my grandchild. He is such a sweet boy, such a good boy, such a wonderful child." Miraculously, another big wave returned the child to the exact spot where he had been before-- unhurt still in his little sunsuit, still holding his little bucket and shovel. The grandmother looked to the heavens, threw up her arms, and said, "He had a hat. . ."


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