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A Customer Told A Hardware-Store Clerk That She Wanted A Three-

Topic: g-rated

A customer told a hardware-store clerk that she wanted a three- quarter inch pipe plug. The man asked, "Do you want a male plug, a female plug or both?"

"I just want to stop a leak," the woman replied. "I don't plan to raise them!"


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