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One Day In The Old West(American That Is) A Bible Thumper Burst

Topic: g-rated

One day in the old West(American that is), a bible thumper burst into a saloon and started to preach fire and brimstone about the rewards of Heaven. At the end he commanded, "All those who want to go to Heaven line up on this side of the bar!" All of the patrons meekly moved to his side save for one lone AUSSIE. Amazed at his reluctance, the preacher asked, "Don't you want to go to Heaven when you die?" The Aussie replied, "When I die? I thought you were getting a group to go now!"


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