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On The Occasion Of The Annual Banquet At Season'S End The

Topic: g-rated

On the occasion of the annual banquet at season's end, the academically - challenged basketball player received his dream come true. The coach called him up to the podium where he presented his most valuable player with the coveted article.

"Well, Bubba, through super-human effort and bulldog determination, you have earned this special recognition from me and your fellow players. Here it is: your very own letter!" said the proud coach as he handed the customary, initial-emblazoned jacket to his star player.

"Gee, Coach," sniffed the misty-eyed athlete, "would-ja read it to me?"


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