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An Antelope And A Lion Took A Booth In A Roadside Diner. When

Topic: g-rated

An antelope and a lion took a booth in a roadside diner. When the waiter came over, the antelope said, "I'd like a bowl of hay and a side order of radishes, please."

"What will your friend have?"

"Nothing for him."

"Isn't he hungry?"

"Idiot!" the antelope exclaimed in disbelief. "If he were hungry, would I be sitting here?"


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