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Just When Pastor Evans Believed That He Had Brought Religion To

Topic: g-rated

Just when Pastor Evans believed that he had brought religion to one of the wildest cannibal tribes in the jungle after years of preaching, the natives dragged him from his hut one night and put him in a large pot of water over a hugh fire.

As the water began to heat up, Pastor Evans gathered his energy and started preaching for all he was worth. After a while, the cannibals quieted down and gathered around the pot. Evans continued preaching and, one by one, the men knelt with heads bowed.

"Oh Lord," cried Pastor Evans, "you saved me! These poor creatures have finally seen the light!"

"Be quiet!," shouted the chief, "we're saying Grace!"


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