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Once Upon A Time A Powerful Emperor Of The Rising Sun Advertised

Topic: ethnic

Once upon a time a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai. After a year, only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish samurai.

"Demonstrate your skills!", commands the Emperor.

The Japanese samurai steps forward, opens a tiny box releasing one fly, draws his samurai sword and Swoosh!, the fly falls to the floor neatly divided in two pieces!

"Wow! what a feat! O.K., #2, show me what you can do."

The Chinese samurai smiles confidently, steps forward, opens a tiny box releasing one fly, draws his samurai sword and Swoosh! Swoosh!, the fly falls to the floor neatly divided into 4 pieces!

"Man! That's skill! How are you going to top that, #3?"

The Jewish samurai thinks, "well, if it worked for them, it oughtta work for me," he steps forward, opens a tiny box releasing one fly, draws his samurai sword and Swoooooosh!, flourishes his sword so mightily that a gust of wind blows through the room. But the fly is still buzzing around!

In disappointment, the Emperor says, "What kind of skill is that? The fly isn't even dead."

"Dead, schmead," replies the Jewish samurai. Dead is easy. "I circumcised him!"


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