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The Third Wish --------------

Topic: ethnic

The Third Wish --------------

This feller was out playing golf with his buddies one day, and he tees a shot way off over in the rough. Searching for his ball, he comes across . . . yes, you guessed it, a magic lamp. Rubbing the lamp brings forth the obligatory genie, who grants him three wishes and departs to wherever it is that genies come from.

His first wish was the usual.... money, and suddenly his pockets bulge, and his checkbook has an insanely high balance, so that much is okay. His second wish was fame, and when our hero finishes his game, he finds that everyone who sees him knows his name and loves him. He likes all of it so far. Then he makes his departure and goes home.

Later that night, he is wondering why his third wish didn't come true. Finally he drifts off to sleep but awakens to shouting outside his house. He opens his bedroom curtains to reveal a burning cross and several fellers dressed in white sheets.

One of the sheets sees our man, and, holding up a noose for him to see, shouts, "Hey, come on down if ya really wanna be hung like a nigger!"


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