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The New Teacher ---------------

Topic: ethnic

The New Teacher ---------------

As a recent graduate from Teachers College, the new teacher wanted to make a good impression on her first job. And, being black, she was determined NOT to show any prejudice or favoritism. Assigned to teach history in an ethnically mixed district, she was eager to go to work. Little Johnny was a whiz at history. Loved it. Knew all the answers, and couldn't wait to show off.

"All right, class, today we study famous sayings and speeches. I'll give you a quote, you tell me who said it." Johnny couldn't wait.

"All we have to fear is fear itself." The teacher asked.

Johnny waved his hand at the teacher, but she called on Consueala. "FDR."

"Right, Consueala. Now, what about 'Ask not what your country can do for you...etc," Johnny was eagerly waving his hand, but the teacher didn't want to call on a black kid, just yet. "Pedro?"

"JFK, teacher"

"Right, Pedro." Teacher turned to write on the board, and Johnny called out in frustration, "Where did all these damn Mexicans come from?"

The teacher whirled around, "Who said that?"

Johnny didn't wait this time, "Davey Crockett at the Alamo, teacher."


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