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Applicazionne To Joina De Maffia ------------- -- ----- --

Topic: ethnic

APPLICAZIONNE TO JOINA DE MAFFIA ------------- -- ----- -- ------

Whazza u name _________________________ U-Hage_______________

Whazza u howsa nummer ________________ U-Streeta____________

Whazza-U-Bag? Hitta Man_____ Lona-Arranger_____ Prostitutta?___

Izza U Girl or Boy? (If uzza girl, Oh-Boy!)_____ Justta Checka Wun. (Wiezza Guy)

Putta Downa Wearra U Worgga Now___________________________________

Wazza U Inna De Bigga Ouse? ____ For Whatzza U Inna De Bigga Ouse? I Shoota Wun Guize_____ I Keednappa Sumbody's___________ Protekshun Ragget______ Udda Things_____________________

U Wanna B De Bigga Shotz, Dumdaze?? Yasse_____ No_____ Eh:_______

U Likka Eata Garlic? _________ Pizza? _________ Salami?__________

U No Ow 2 Makke De Cement Shooz? _________________________________

U Driva De Car? _______ Gadillac_______ Buick _____ Linken________

U Likka Likka Spagett?____ Galamari_____ Girlze?_____ Boyze?______ (Just peeka one--no foola rounda cus I slappa U face)

U Sees De Godfather? (Or justa de movie?)

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Widda U Antry U Gonna Getta Somtink U Reely Lika..................

1 pr darke glasses 1 lb. mozzarella cheeze 1 black shirte widda white tie 1 kiss (later, onna U cheek) 1 pr. pointie shooz 1 wite hat, widde blacke brim 1 pr. cement shooz 1 spumoni (tutti-frutti) (come later when you foolaround) 8x10 picchur-Frank Sinatra 1 Appy Face Button

Goode Stoff (Iffa U notta Sure, I Talle U Whatta U Getta, Wizaguy)

JOINNE DE CLUB NOW (While U still canna write!!!)


ALPHA v0.3