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The Italian Who Went To Detroit

Topic: ethnic

The Italian who went to Detroit:

(Must be read with distinct Italian accent)

One day Ima gonna Detroit to bigga hotel. Inna morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella the waitress I wanna to pisses toast. She bringa me only one piss. I tell her I wanna two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no unnerstan, I wanna to piss onna plate. She say you betta not piss onna plate you sonna ma beetch.

So I go back to ma room inna hotel an there is no shits onna ma bed. I calla the manager an tella him I wanna shit. He tella me to go to the toilet. I say you no unnerstan, I wanna shit onna ma bed. He say you sonna ma beetch.

Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress bringa me a spoon anna knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tella me everybody wanna fock. I tella her you no unnerstan, I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock onna table you sonna ma beetch.

I go to the check-out an the man at the desk say "Peace onna you". I say "Piss onna you too, you sonna ma beetch."

I gonna go back to Italy.


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