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The Golf Green Robots ---------------------

Topic: ethnic

The Golf Green Robots ---------------------

The caretaker of a golfcourse is having difficulty with unreliable help, so he decides to splurge and get four very expensive grounds keeping robots to do the work. He visits the electronics shop and the salesman shows him the most expensive models. They will do everything he could ever require of them.

The robots are so efficient that soon, everyone is complementing management about the fine state of the golf course. Every hedge is neatly trimmed, every leaf raked up, every tree pruned, hardly a blade of grass is out of place on the whole green.

The manager calls the caretaker into his office, and compliments him on his fine choice of help. "One thing though," the manager says, "some of the patrons have complained about the glare from the sunlight reflecting off the robots' polished metal bodies."

"No problem," the caretaker replies, he makes a quick trip to the hardware store, buys several gallons of flat black paint, and paints the four robots from head to toe.

The next day, three of the robots don't show up for work, and the fourth one robs the pro shop.


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