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The Farmers Divorce Case ------------------------

Topic: ethnic

The Farmers Divorce Case ------------------------

A farmer walked into his attorney's office wanting to file for devorce.

The attorney asked "May I help you?"

To which the farmer replied "Yea, I want to git one o' those dayvorce thangs."

The lawyer said "Do you have any grounds?"

"Yea" the farmer replied, "I've got 140 acres"

"No, I mean do you have a case?" responded the lawyer.

"Naw, I ain't got a case, but I got a John Deere" said the farmer.

"No, No, No, you don't understand, I mean do you have a grudge?" asked the lawyer.

"Sure do, that's where I park my John Deere."

The lawyer then said "No sir, I mean do you have a suit."

To which the farmer replied "Yep, I got a suit that I wear to church every Sunday."

The attorney then decided to try a different tack, "Does your wife beat you up or anything?"

"Nope" said the farmer, "we both get up around 4:30".

The attorney then said "Well is she a nagger or something?"

The farmer then perked up and said "Naw, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I want the dayvorce!"


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