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To All Employees From Team Leader Subject Restroom Trip Policy

Topic: corporate

To: All employees From: Team Leader Subject: Restroom Trip Policy

In the past, employees have been permitted to make trips to the restroom under informal guidelines. Effective today, a restroom trip policy will be established to provide a more consistent method for accounting for each employee's time and ensuring equal treatment of employees.

Under the policy, a "restroom trip bank" will be established for each employee. The first day of each month, employees will be given a restroom trip credit of twenty (20) trips. Restroom trip credits can be accumulated from month to month.

Within two (2) weeks, the entrances to all restrooms will be equipped with personnel identification stations and computer linked voice print recognition devices. Before the end of June, each employee must provide two copies of voice prints (one normal, one under stress) to Human Resources. The voice print stations will be operational, but not restrictive, for the month of June. Employees should acquaint themselves with the station during this period.

If the employee's restroom bank reaches zero, the doors to the restroom will not unlock for that employee's voice until the first of the next month. In addition, all restroom stalls are being equipped with timed toilet tissue retractors. If the stall is occupied for more than three (3) minutes, an alarm will sound. Thirty (30) seconds after the alarm sounds, the roll of toilet paper will retract into the wall, the toilet will flush, and the stall door will open. If you do not leave within fifteen (15) seconds, your picture will be taken.

The picture will then be posted on the <department> bulletin boards. Anyone whose picture shows up three (3) times will be immediately terminated. If you have any questions about this policy, please advise your supervisor; they have all received advance instructions.


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