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Project Managers ----------------

Topic: corporate

Project Managers ----------------

If you get in my way, I'll kill you! - ideal project manager

If you get in my way, you'll kill me! - somewhat less than ideal project manager

If I get in my way, I'll kill you! - somewhat misguided project manager

If I get in your way, I'll kill you! - A tough m. f. project manager (eats glass, live cats, etc.)

If get kill in will way I you. -dyslexic, functionally illiterate project manager

I am the way! Kill me if you can! -messianic project manager

Get away, I'll kill us all! -suicidal project manager

If you kill me, I'll get in your way. -thoughtful but ineffective project manager

If I kill you I'll get in your way. -project manager who has trouble dealing with the obvious

If a you getta ina my way, I gonna breaka you arm. -project manager from New York

I am quite confident that there is nothing in the way, so no one will get killed. -project manager who is about to get in big trouble

If you kill me, so what? If you get in my way, who cares? -weak, uninspired, lackluster project manager

If I kill me, you'll get your way. -pragmatic project manager

Kill me, it's the only way. -every project manager to date.


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