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Drug Dealers Software Developers Coincidence?

Topic: computer

Drug Dealers & Software Developers: Coincidence?

Drug Dealers Software Developers

"The first one's free!" "Download a free trial version..."

Strange jargon: "Stick", Strange jargon: "SCSI", "Rocks", "Crack". "RTFM", "Java", "ISDN".

Refer to their clients as "users". Refer to their clients as "users".

Job is assisted by the industry's Job is assisted by the industry's producing newer, more potent mixes. producing newer, faster machines.

Realize that there's tons of cash Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14 to 25 year-old market. in the 14 to 25 year-old market.

Have important South-East Asian Have important South-East Asian connections. (To help move the stuff.) connections. (To help debug the code.)

Their product causes unhealthy DOOM, Quake, SimCity 2000, Duke Nukem 3D, addictions. 'Nuff said


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