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Subject How To Tell If You Might Be A High Tech Redneck

Topic: computer

Subject: How to tell if you might be a "high tech redneck"

1-If your e-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com"

2-If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page"

3-If the bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a laptop"

4-If your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith and Wesson"

5-If you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone.

6-If your baseball cap read "DEC" instead of "CAT"

7-If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined

8-If your wife said "either she or the computer had to go", and you still don't miss her

9-If you've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer on

10-If you ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy"

11-If your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck, tractor, or farm animal

12-If you start all your e-mails with the words "Howdy y'all"


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