ALPHA v0.3

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Computer Definitions

Topic: computer

Computer Definitions:

ISDN: It Still Does Nothing APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity SCSI: System Can't See It DOS: Defective Operating System BASIC: Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control IBM: I Blame Microsoft DEC: Do Expect Cuts CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete Monthly OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too. WWW: World Wide Wait MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating system Hangs PENTIUM: Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Math AMIGA: A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction LISP: Lots of Infuriating Silly Parenthesis (aka Lost in silly parenthesis) MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only fools Teenagers

ALPHA v0.3