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Definitions Both Real And Computer Versions

Topic: computer

Definitions, Both Real and Computer Versions --------------------------------------------

Keyboard ... Computer Input Device..................... Music Instrument Crashed .... System or Program Failure................. Vehicle Accident Head Crash.. Fixed or Flexible Disk r/w head failure... To bump ones head Snail Mail.. Mail via a postal service ................ Never herd of snails getting mail Purple Haze. When your monitor has purple spots ....... Song by Prince MIME........ Multipurpose Internet .................... To act out, gesture without talking OnNet....... On the Internet........................... Fishing RAM ........ Random Access Memory...................... Male Sheep SCSI ....... Small Computer System Interface .......... Sleazy Something MSU ........ Mass Storage Unit ........................ Some University Nerd ....... ME........................................ Him Geek ....... ME........................................ Him Host ....... Client or Server System .................. A Person in a Restaurant IEEE ...... Institute of Electronic& Electrical ...... To Scream Engineers (Pronounced I, triple E) LIM ........ Expanded Memory .......................... An Asian guy Interrupt .. Hardware/Software Handler ................ Break in to a Conversation NetWare .... Networking OS ............................ Kinky clothing Finger ..... Looks up Names, Online Stats & Info ...... Do this with loved one. POP ........ Post Office Protocol ..................... DAD or Like Bang (Noise) SLIP ....... Serial Line Internet Protocol ............ To Fall Down PPP ....... Point to Point Protocol .................. Need to Go to the bathroom bad. Trap ....... Software / Hardware Interrupt ............ Used to catch something VD ......... Virtual Device ........................... Vernal Diseased ZIP ........ Compressed Files ......................... Plastic Bag Lock Home ....... Upper Left hand corner of text ........... Where people Live LPD ........ Line Printer Daemon (device) ............. L.A. Police Department O.J. ....... O. J. Simpson ......................... O.J. Simpson A.O.L. ..... Idiots who waste band with (AKA ME TO).... America On Line Inc. User ....... Someone Using a computer ................. Drug Addict :) ......... Happy Face (smiling) ..................... Colon, Parentheses StarTrek ... A way of Life ............................ Movie / TV Show


ALPHA v0.3