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Aggie Medical Terminology -------------------------

Topic: college

AGGIE MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY -------------------------

Acute.................... Opposite of an ugly. Adnoid................... Domino's Pizza character. Advil.................... Used to hammer things on. AIDS..................... Helpers or Assistants. Anally................... Occurring yearly. A Patells................ Singing without accompaniment. Aphrodisiac.............. An African disc jockey. Artery................... The study of paintings. Aspirin.................. Having great ambitions. Bacteria................. Back door to a cafeteria. Barium................... What you do when CPR fails. Benign................... What you are after you be eight. Bowel.................... A letter like A, E, I, O, or U. Caesarean Section........ A district in Rome. Capsule.................. A space ship. Catarrh.................. Stringed instrument. Cat Scan................. Searching for kitty. Cauterize................ Made eye contact with her. Cesarean Section......... A district in Rome Chiropractor............. An Egyptian doctor Colic.................... A sheep dog. Coma..................... A punctuation mark. Congenital............... Friendly. Concussion............... A prisoner's sofa pillow. Constipation............. An important U.S. document. Cystogram................ A cable sent to your sister Denial................... Where Cleopatra used to swim Diaphram................. A drawing in geometry. Diarrhea................. Journal of daily events. Dilate................... To live long. Douche................... Italian word for "12." Elixir................... What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone. Enema.................... Not a friend. Erection................. When the Japanese vote. Euthanasia............... Young people from Asia. Femur.................... Not a Male. Fester................... Quicker. Fibula................... Small lie. Fracture................. A number less than one. Ganglia.................. A very tall thin person. Genital.................. Non-Jewish. Genotype................. The kind of girl Gino likes. G.I. Series.............. Baseball games between teams of soldiers. Grippe................... Suit case. Hair..................... Rodent with long ears. Hangnail................. Coat hook. Hormone.................. A noise from the brothel next door. Heart.................... Bow & Arrow target. Impotent................. Distinguished, well known. Inbred................... Best way to eat salami. Intern................... One after another. Infection................ Russians coming to the U.S. Intense pain............. Torture in a teepee. Jaundice................. To include in a group. Joint.................... A location or place. Labor Pain............... Getting hurt at work. Laceration............... Dainty material allotment. Leper.................... A wild cat. Lesbian.................. Person from the Middle East. Lesion................... A unit of Roman Army. Loin..................... Not fat. Lymph.................... A special Fairy. Lymph Node............... Where special Fairy lives. Major Operation.......... A job for the Major. Malaria.................. Several shopping Stores. Mamogram................. A telegram to Mom. Manic Depressive......... A man pressed down to the floor. Medical Staff............ A doctor's cane. Midwife.................. Second wife in three marriages. Minor Operation.......... Coal digging. Miscarriage.............. Firing a Rifle and missing a target. Morbid................... A higher offer. Mucus.................... Not quite in focus. Nitrate.................. Lower than the day rate. Node..................... Was aware of. Organic.................. Musical. Orgasm................... Person who accompanies the church choir. Outpatient............... Person who has fainted. Pasteurise............... Too far to see. Platelet................. A saucer. Plerual.................. More than one. Post-operative........... Letter carrier. Prostate................. Flat on your back. Protein.................. In favor of young people. PWA...................... Airline Service. Rabid.................... Fast. Rectum................... What being up all night did to the students. Recovery Room............ Place to do upholstery. Sacral................... Holy. Scalpel.................. What Indians used to do. Sella.................... Where to keep wine. Serum.................... What you do to steaks on the barbecue Sex...................... What comes after five. Secretion................ Hiding something. Seizure.................. Roman Emperor. Serology................. Study of English knighthood. Sonogram................. A telegram from your son. Stat..................... Info on baseball cards. Stimulant................ Wad of hundred dollar bills. Stool Sample............. The little chair in the display case. Tablet................... A small table. Terminal Illness......... Getting sick at the airport. Testes................... Small quizzes. Tolerance................ What you get if you give growth hormone to ants. Tibia.................... Country in North Africa. Tumor.................... An extra pair. Ultrasound............... A loud noise. Umbilical Cord........... Part of a parachute. Urinate.................. What the nurse tells a patient inquiring his room number. Urine.................... Opposite of "You're Out." Varicose................. Near by. Varicose Veins........... Veins which are very close together. Vein..................... Conceited. Weak..................... Seven days. Zit...................... Dog Command.


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