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Topic: college

City of Los Angeles High School Math Proficiency Exam

Name:_________________________ Gang: __________________

1. Johnny has an AK 47 with an 80 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 18 times at each drive by shooting, how many drive by shooting can he attempt before he has to reload? _____________

2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Jackson for $320.00 and 2 grams to Billy for $85.00 per gram, what is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it? _____________

3. Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65.00 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800.00 per day crack habit? _____________

4. Jeremy wants to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need? _____________

5. Willie get $200.00 for stealing a BMW, $50.00 for a Chevy, and $100.00 for a 4X4. If he has stolen 2 BMW's and 3 4X4's, how many Chevy's will he have to steal to make $800.00? ____________

6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000.00 for the hit. If his common wife is spending $100.00 per month, how much money will be left when he get out of prison, and how many years will he get for killing the bitch that spent his money? __________

7. If the average spray can covers 22 square feet & the average letter is 8 square ft how many letters can Joey spray with 8 cans of paint? __________

8. Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. what percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up?________

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