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Dog Report 6 -------------

Topic: cats-dogs

Dog Report #6 -------------

Dog Question---

Why is it that if all things have some gravity of their

own, my fat little dog Chester has no tiny little planets and

asteroids and satellites and comets sailing around him in

some strange cosmic symphony?

Dog Answer---

In fact he does, they're just too small for you to see.

There are dust mites, dust motes, fleas, ticks, and specks of

dog biscuit powder whirling around him constantly, in a

strange cosmic symphony. In fact, the symphony is being

conducted by Leonard Burns-Sting, the famous dust mite

conductor and composer. You should feel honored.


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