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Does Your Dog Own You?

Topic: cats-dogs

DOES YOUR DOG OWN YOU?

See how many of these statements apply to you and your dog.

- You believe every dog is a lapdog.

- If you are cold, you put a sweater on your dog.

- You have a picture of your dog in your wallet, but not one of your kids.

- You often claim that it was love at first sight with you and your dog.

- You have your dog talk to your friends on the phone.

- You can't fully enjoy yourself without your dog.

- No matter how large your bed is, it is not large enough for you and your dog(s).

- You spend more on clothes and food for your dog than you do for yourself.

- You have no reservations about kissing your dog on the lips, even when you know where his lips have been.

- You believe it is your duty to talk to, pat, and even feed every dog in the neighborhood. You know their names.

- You let the neighbor dog sleep over.

- You believe there is no such thing as a naughty dog.

- Your vet and grooming bills exceed your rent.

- When you need someone to talk to, your dog is your first choice.

- You sit on the floor if the dog got in the chair first.

- You talk to your dog when you are driving. He answers.

- Your dog taught you to fetch and roll over.


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