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----All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From My Cat----

Topic: cats-dogs

----All I Need To Know About Life, I Learned From My Cat----

Life is hard, and then you nap.

Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.

Climb your way to the top, that's why the curtains are there.

Always give generously; a bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I

care".

You're nobody until you've been ignored by a cat!

It's always blackest just before you step on the cat.

It's really the cat's house. I just pay the mortgage.

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a

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