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Bother (Said Pooh) ------------------

Topic: barney

BOTHER (said Pooh) ------------------

"Bother!" said Pooh as he strafed the lifeboats. "Bother!" said Pooh as the police closed in. "Bother!" said Pooh, "I need a sauce for piglet." "Bother!" said Pooh, and called in an air strike. "Bother!" said Pooh, and deleted his message base. "Bother!" said Pooh, and garroted another passing proletariat. "Bother!" said Pooh, and inhaled. "Bother!" Said Pooh, and twitted his moderator. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he fell into the tiger pit. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he fished his diskettes out of the honey jar. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he forgot which Tagline he was going to use. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he gunned down yet another drooling Fanboy. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's corpse. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he loaded his last round. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he puked on Christopher Robin. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he put on the hockey mask and started the saw. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he read yet another `Pooh' tagline. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he sunk his twelfth Guinness. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he was assimilated by the Borg. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he was captured by Nazi Smurf commandos. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he wiped the vomit from his chin. "Bother!" said Pooh, as his bungie cord broke. "Bother!" said Pooh, as Kanga sneezed in his honey pot. "Bother!" said Pooh, as Q destroyed the universe. "Bother!" said Pooh, as the Ewoks stole his honey pot. "Bother!" said Pooh, as the FBI came knocking. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he drew a Dragon's Fang on Rabbit's door. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he paid 5 extra for 'teddy' style. "Bother!" said Pooh, as Hillary Clinton started the high colonic. "Bother!" said Pooh, as the Shuttlebay decompressed. "Bother!" said Pooh, when Christopher Robin refused to swallow. "Bother!" said Pooh, as the truck backed over his head. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he emptied the mag on full auto! "Bother!" said Pooh, as he fell into the nitric acid bath "Bother!" said Pooh, as he ran out of dilithium crystals. "Bother!" said Pooh, after the garden clipper incident. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he held the can of mace backwards. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he struggled with his condom. "Bother!" said Pooh, as Katy moved out of range. "Bother!" said Pooh, as Limbaugh moved out of range. "Bother!" said Pooh, as Ulf destroyed his medial ligaments. "Bother!" said Cmdr. Pooh, as Picard demoted him to Ensign. "Bother!" said Pooh, as "Critical" error was displayed. "Bother!" said Pooh, as "Formatting Drive C" appeared on the screen. "Bother!" said Pooh, as Cthulhu rose up and ate him. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he came all over little Roo. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he failed another melee combat roll. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he flooded the dorm with nerve gas. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he found his old SS uniform still fit. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he got up for another brewski. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's body with Tigger's. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he inserted the suppository. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he parked the white Bronco. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he reached down to get the soap. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he reached for the reset button. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he realized he couldn't speak Klingon. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he reloaded his AK-47. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he sent another AreaFix message. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he shot another Spotted Owl. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he tossed the bloody glove behind Kato's house. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he tried to install OS/2. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he tried to learn COBOL. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he was torched by a BFG9000 in DOOM II. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he wiped the vomit from his chin. "Bother!" said Pooh, as his brain was sucked out. "Bother!" said Pooh, as his computer crashed. "Bother!" said Pooh, as his g-spot fell off. "Bother!" said Pooh, as his Moniter blew up in his face. "Bother!" said Pooh, as his network froze. "Bother!" said Pooh, as his rectum exploded. "Bother!" said Pooh, as his regeneration failed. "Bother!" said Pooh, as his time ran out and he turned into a puddle. "Bother!" said Pooh, as Julius Caesar uttered "Et tu Poohtah? "Bother!" said Pooh, as Mulder and Scully rushed in, guns drawn. "Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet sacrified him to Cthulhu. "Bother!" said Pooh, as the condom came away in his hand "Bother!" said Pooh, as the Ewoks stole his honey pot. "Bother!" said Pooh, as the Stormtroopers caught him. "Bother!" said Pooh, as the sysop locked him out of the system. "Bother!" said Pooh, as the vice squad took his GIFS. "Bother!" said Pooh, as Windows crashed *again*. "Bother!" said Pooh, as Windows swapped out again. "Bother!" said Pooh, when he couldn't think of a tagline. "Bother!" said Pooh, "these people are evil." "Bother!" said Pooh, after not recording 'Eastenders'. "Bother!" said Pooh, and called in an air strike. "Bother!" said Pooh, and carved Eeyore's name in the black candle. "Bother!" said Pooh, and deleted C:\WINDOWS. "Bother!" said Pooh, and inhaled. "Bother!" said Pooh, and nuked Iraq! "Bother!" said Pooh, and then he deleted his source code. "Bother!" said Pooh, and twitted his moderator. "Bother!" said Pooh, and twitted Jon Randle. "Bother!" said Pooh, as Christopher Robin pleaded to be spanked again. "Bother!" said Pooh, as Dax's cold hands made him jump in bed. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he >SWIPED< a better tagline. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he backed up onto the wrong tape. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he bumped into Barney. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he clubed a baby harp seal to death. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he concealed his KGB connections. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he deleted UNIX from his machine. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he dropped the razor on his gonads. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he failed another melee combat roll. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he fell into the nitric acid bath. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he fell into the W.C. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he fell off the prostitute. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he found a politician in his honey. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he found he'd used a dirty needle. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he found the smack contained talc. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he got cattle-prodded in the nuts. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he got splattered all over the place. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he got trapped in the printer. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he had Eeyore for dinner. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's corpse with Roo's. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he loaded his last round. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he mounted Piglet. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he nuked Iraq.


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