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Parrot In Church ----------------

Topic: adult

Parrot in Church ----------------

A lady in California takes her parrot to church one

Sunday and right in the middle of the sermon the parrot says,

"Jesus Christ! It's HOT in here!"

The lady leaves embarrassed.

Next Sunday, same thing, "Jesus Christ! It's HOT in

here!"

She takes the bird to a bird psychiatrist, (I said it

was California) and he tells her, "Next time the bird does

something you don't like, grab him by the feet and swing him

around over your head. That way he'll know you don't

approve."

She goes to church the next Sunday and sure enough, in

the middle of the sermon the parrot yells, "Jesus Christ!

It's HOT in here!"

The lady grabs him by the feet and starts swinging him

around over her head. The parrot yells, "But feel that

f**king breeze!"


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