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Mommy Mommy -----------

Topic: adult

MOMMY MOMMY -----------

Mommy, mommy, why can't we bury the baby? Shut up and keep flushing.

Mommy, mommy, why are we out in this boat? Shut up and tie the concrete blocks back on your feet.

Mommy, mommy, why can't we get a garbage disposal? Shut up and keep chewing.

Mommy, mommy, why can't I breathe? Good, it's working.

Mommy, mommy, why do I have so many warts? Because you're a toad, that's why.

Mommy, mommy, why can't I stop bleeding? Shut up, you knew there was barbed wire on the staircase.

Mommy, mommy, can I cut little sister's hair? No. Run right downstairs and put her head back in the coffin.

Mommy, mommy, why is Daddy running so fast? Shut up and reload.

Mommy, mommy, what's for dinner? Shut up and get back in the oven

Mommy, mommy, can I lick the bowl? No, flush it like everyone else!

Mommy, mommy, why is Daddy running around the garden? Shut up and hand me another bullet!

Mommy, mommy, there's a hair in Daddy's eye! Shut up and eat around it!

Mommy, mommy, why is daddy so pale? Shut up and dig!

Mommy, mommy, I don't like red and blue spaghetti. Shut up or I'll rip the veins out of your other arm.

Mommy, mommy I don't wanna go to Europe. Shut up and keep swimming.

Mommy, mommy when will we get to see Grandma? Shut up and keep digging.

Mommy, mommy, what happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat? Shut up and eat your meat loaf.

Mommy, mommy, do we have to have hamburger? Shut up and keep your hand in the meat grinder.

Mommy, mommy, why do I keep going in circles? Shut-up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor, too!

Mommy, mommy, I hate my sister's guts. Shut up and keep eating.

Mommy, mommy, can I go in swimming? Shut up. You know iron lungs don't float!

Mommy, mommy, what's a vampire ? Shut up and eat your soup before it clots.

Mommy, mommy, how far is America? Shut up and keep rowing.

Mommy, mommy, I don't want to go to China. Shut up and keep digging.

Mommy, mommy! The milkman's here. Do you have any money or should I go out and play for a while?

Mommy, mommy! Daddy just threw up all over the kitchen table! So, what! Sis is getting all the big pieces!

Mommy mommy ! I don't like Grandpa. Well okay , eat the beans instead.

Mommy, mommy, when are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner? Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet.

Mommy, mommy, I hate my sister's guts. Shut up and eat what's put in front of you.

Mommy, mommy, all my friends say I have a big mouth. Shut up, pickup your shovel and eat your soup.

Mommy, mommy, why are my teeth long? Shut up, and drink your blood.

Mommy, mommy, I can't swim. Shut up, or I'll flush it again.

Mommy, mommy, I haven't finished playing with grandpa! Shutup and put the bones back in the drawer!

Mommy, Mommy! I don't WANT to visit grandpa! Shutup and keep digging!

Mommy, Mommy! Can we play in the sandbox? Not until we find a better place to bury your grandmother!

Mommy, mommy, I don't like grandma! It's OK just eat your potatoes.

Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's on fire! Quick get the marshmallows!

Mommy, Mommy, what happened to the baby's legs? Shutup and eat your drumstticks.

Mommy, Mommy, are you sure this is the way to make pizza?" Shutup and get back into the oven." Mommy, mommy, father hung himself in the bathroom. mommy runs there, finds that nobody is hanging there and yells at the kid. he says, "April fool, he is hanging in the cellar."

Mommy, Mommy, What's a werewolf? Shut up and comb your face.

Mommy, mommy, I don't like tomato soup. Shut up, kid, and eat it before it clots.

Mommy, Mommy! What happened to the scabs on you arms? Shutup and eat your cornflakes!

Mommy, mommy, can I lick the bowl? Too late, kid, I already flushed it.

Mommy, mommy, can I go out and play? Shut up, drink your beer, and deal!

Mommy, mommy, I don't want to have hamburger for dinner Shut up and stick your arm back in the meat grinder

Mommy! Mommy! I just cut my hand off! Don't make me laugh, my lips are chapped.

Mommy, mommy! What's kinky? Shut up and pull grandma off the doorknob!

Mommy, mommy! I hate tomato soup! Shut up, you only get it once a month!


ALPHA v0.3