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Michael Jackson Special Announcement

Topic: adult

Michael Jackson SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

Michael Jackson is pleased to announce a new computer training camp for young boys under the age of 13. Michael will provide "hands-on" training on how to use your 5 1/4 inch floppy or for younger kids how to use your 3 1/2 inch floppy. A "one-on-one" session will also include the true meaning of input/output, and how to get the most out of your RAM disk. For those children who have never seen a "hard- disk", Michael will glide you along with all the technical details.

When Jackson was asked why a super pop star, who's had a #1 hits, would leave the business and go into computer training he said -- "Well you know, that incident with a 13 year old boy really left a bad taste in my mouth. I've decided getting into computers is the best way to go in the future." Michael's little companion, Timmy, had this to say, "I never knew that working with computers was so much fun-and complicated. But it always feels good when you get it right at the end. Michael has taught me a lot in the past week."

Q. What's the title of Michael Jackson's new book? A. The Ins and Outs of Child Rearing

Q. Did you her about Michael Jackson's latest indescretion? A. He was found sitting on Pinnochio's face and making him tell lies.

Q: Whats the similarity between MJ and whiskey? A. They both come in tots

Q: Whats MJ's favourite drink? A: Pepsi - Coz its the taste of the NEXT generation


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