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Red Riding Hood And The Wolf

Topic: adult

Red Riding Hood And The Wolf

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when

she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.

"My, what big eyes you have Mr. Wolf!", says Little

Red Riding Hood. The wolf jumps up and runs away.

Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again.

This time he is crouched behind a tree stump. "My, what

big ears you have Mr Wolf!", says Little Red Riding

Hood. Once again the wolf jumps up and runs away.

About 2 miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the

wolf yet again, this time crouched down behind a road

sign. "My, what big teeth you have Mr Wolf!", taunts

Little Red Riding Hood.

With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you leave me

the fuck alone? I'm trying to take a shit you dumb bitch!"


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