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Helen Keller

Topic: adult

Helen Keller

Why can't Helen Keller have babies? Because she's dead! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you drive Helen Keller crazy? Lock her in a room with stucco walls. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Why does Helen Keller need two hands to masturbate? She needs one to moan with. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you keep Helen Keller busy? Rearrange the furniture! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Why couldn't Helen Keller be heard when she fell into the well? She was wearing gloves. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you do with an elephant with three balls. Walk him and try to strike out the rhino. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- How Can You Tell If Helen Keller Has Brushed Her Teeth? By The Gleam In Her Eye. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- How Did Helen Keller Break Her Arm? She Was Driving And Tried To Read A Stop Sign. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- How Did Helen Keller Burn Her Cheek? She Answered The Iron. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- How Did Helen Keller Burn Her Fingers? She Tried To Read The Waffle Iron. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- How Did Helen Keller Discover Masturbation? Trying To Read Her Own Lips. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- How Did Helen Keller's Parents Punish Her When She Used Bad Words? They Washed Her Hands Out With Soap. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- What Did Helen Keller Do When She Fell Off The Cliff? She Screamed Her Fingers Off. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Why Did Helen Keller Fire Her Maid? She Left The Plunger In The Toilet. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Why Did Helen Keller Hire Her Back? She Liked It! -----------------------------------------------------------------------


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