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No Ears -------

Topic: adult

No Ears -------

Three guys go to a job interview. The man that's giving the job interview doesn't have any ears. The first guy goes into the office for his interview. The man says to him, "The job that you're applying for requires powers of observation. Make one observation about me."

So the guy says, "You got no fuckin' ears!!"

"Get out!!" screams the interviewer.

So, the next guy gets up and goes in for the interview. The interviewer says to the guy, "The job that you're applying for requires powers of observation. Make one observation about me."

The guy says, "You got no fuckin' ears!!"

"Get out!!!" screams the interviewer again.

Then the third guy gets up to go in for his interview. The first two guys are out there and they tell him, "The guy that's giving the interview doesn't have any ears and he's kind of touchy about it."

"Thanks for the tip" says the third guy. So he goes in for the interview and again the man says, "The job that you are applying for requires powers of observation. Make one observation about me."

So the guy stares at him for a while and finally he says, "You where contact lenses."

The interviewer is impressed and says, "Excellent observation. Tell me, how could you tell?"

So the guy says, "Well, you couldn't wear glasses. You got no fuckin' ears!!!!"


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