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A Vacation In Florida ---------------------

Topic: adult

A Vacation In Florida ---------------------

You've hunted alligators in Brazil. You've hunted lions in Africa. Are you ready for the most thrill-filled vacation of all? Come today to...

FLORIDA!!!

When you arrive at the airport, you will be met by two Adventures, inc. representatives. You will be issued a bullet proof vest, a 12-guage shotgun, and a .44 Magnum. You will then be issued a car. You can choose between the armored van, or the car with a rent-a-car sticker on the back for the truly daring. When you arrive at you hotel, you will find a sniper rifle in your room. You will be shown a short video on hunting and killing the FloridaStreetCriminal, the dreaded FSC. After that, it's off to the bad neighborhoods for some excitement! With luck, some hooligans will rear-end you within a matter of hours. Wait in your car. They will come to you, in anticipation of killing you. At this point, pull out your gun and fire away! With luck you can get two or three kills in one day.

But the adventure doesn't end there. Although it would be illegal to keep any portion of a human anatomy as a trophy, you do receive all gang-related paraphanelia your prize owns. When you return to your hotel for the night, if you have selected the vigilante option, you will have a beautiful overview of a freeway. While you sleep, one of our representatives will be watching the freeway for carjackings or robbery. He will then wake you up. At this point, the sniper rifle in your room allows you the thrill of hunting from the comfort of your bed. After you make your kill, our representative will go down and collect your trophies. You can return to sleep.

At the end of your adventurous vacation, you get the climax. You will be given a car with less than one gallon of gas. You will drive around in a bad neighborhood. When your car runs out of gas, you will begin walking. At this point, you are open to muggers. We will even have a representative from our company trained in your native language to talk loudly to. It is only a matter of time before the FSC strikes.

If you are the sort of person that thinks this would be fun, write today for more information.

Note: Adventures, Inc. does not endorse the killing of human beings for pleasure. Any legal obligations arising from your visit are your own.


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