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A Boy Who Found It Hard To Sleep Kept Hearing Funny Noises From

Topic: adult

A boy who found it hard to sleep, kept hearing funny noises from his parents bedroom, night after night. One night he walks into their room to investigate. He opens the door to find his mum vigorously bouncing up and down on his dad. He is really curious , so the next day he asks his mum what she was doing. To which she replies, " I was bouncing up and down on your dad's stomach - it helps him lose weight."

"Well it won't do any good" replies the boy, "as soon as you left that woman from next door came in and blew him back up again."


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