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Less Exciting Superpowers For Comic Book Superheroes

Topic: adult

Less exciting superpowers for comic book superheroes:

1-Super spelling.

2-Really bendy thumb.

3-Ability to calm jittery squirrels.

4-Power to shake exactly two aspirin out of a bottle.

5-Ability to communicate with corn.

6-Very wiggly ears


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