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How Nbc News Can Save Money

Topic: adult

How NBC News can save money:

1-Make stuff up.

2-Somehow incorporate news items into "The Cosby Show".

3-Sneak in plugs like "The shuttle's reentry was as smooth as an ice-cold Bud".

4-Stop buying G.E. bulbs and get some that don't burn out so fast.

5-Buy generic fruit punch.

6-Limit news coverage to things that happen in the building.

7-Water down the ketchup.


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