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Amish Spring Break Activitys

Topic: adult

Amish Spring Break Activitys:

1-Drink molasses till you heave.

2-Wet-bonnet contest.

3-Stuff as many guys as you can into a buggy.

4-Buttermilk kegger.

5-Blow past the Dairy Queen on a really bitchin' Clydesdale.

6-Get tattoo "Born to Raise Barns".

7-Cruise streets of Fort Lauderdale shouting insults at people with zippers.

8-Sleep in until 6 a.m.

9-Go over to Mennonite country and kick some ass.

10-Churning butter naked.


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