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Signs You'Ve Gone To A Bad Funeral Director

Topic: adult

Signs you've gone to a bad funeral director:

1-He's wearing a paper trainee hat.

2-Domino's logo on hearse; on way to cemetery he drops off a couple of pizzas.

3-Tells you, "I can't help this man. He's dead."

4-Asks if you want cremation to be Original or Crispy.

5-Gives you business card for his secondhand eyeglass and denture shop.

6-Replaces ashes of loved one with Folgers crystals.


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