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Justifiable Grounds For Homicide

Topic: adult

Justifiable grounds for homicide:

1-Using CB lingo.

2-Talking loudly in restaurant about your bladder infection.

3-Being a New Kid on the Block.

4-Looking at someone wrong (New York City only).

5-Trying to start "the wave".

6-Repeatedly answering telephone "Yel-lo?"

7-Two words: vacation photos.

8-Eating all the Cracklin' Oat Bran.

9-Revealing the surprise ending to Ernest Goes to Jail.


ALPHA v0.3