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Signs Your Neighbor Is A Serial Killer

Topic: adult

Signs your neighbor is a serial killer:

1-Overheard muttering to himself, "Damn lying squirrels!"

2-Flashing neon sign on his roof reads DRIFTERS WELCOME.

3-Since he moved to town, the paper's obituary section has expanded to 4 pages.

4-Often selling Domino's Pizza uniforms at yard sales.

5-You feel perfectly happy after killing 1 person, but he insists on killing more.


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